I'm competent but incompetent
I'm fighting demons but I'm being too careful
I'm taking too much on but not enough is happening
I'm timg'ing too much but I'm breaking tables
I'm writing too much but I'm not writing enough
I'm posting too much pictures but I'm not posting enough
I'm posting every day but the updates aren't coming fast enough
*burns the world in magma*
1st Moonstone 267, Early Winter
“Good day, dwarven brothers and sisters. I have been requested information on the list of kills our dwarves have made here at Gemclod. As I feel such information would be detrimental to camaraderie of the troops, I will present my findings behind these closed doors. Such tallies are not usually kept for the same reason, so I had to compile this list from the reports of our history. It is, I feel, as accurate as possible, given the circumstances.”
quote:
74 kills
Minty
36 kills
Enzer (DECEASED)
27 kills
Nimby
19 kills
Zahrkon
11 kills
Teledahn
Repelex
10 kills
CommaToes
8 kills
Atomikus
6 kills
LCQC
5 kills
Triple A
4 kills
Apocadall
64bitrobot
Anchors (DECEASED)
3 kills
Shark Mafia
2 kills
Potato Jones
The White Crane (DECEASED)
TehKeen (DECEASED)
1 kill
Deki
Cythereal
TremenMajestic
Mahoshonen
Clanrat
Fizzle
Targus6544
Ramc
Lazarenth
Boing
Cambrian Obelus
goat face (DECEASED)
Willie Tomg (DECEASED)
Slaan (DECEASED)
Breadmaster (DECEASED)
Esme (DECEASED)
Nombres (DECEASED)
Redeye Flight (DECEASED)
“I open the floor to any advice or complaints you wish to share.”