Prelude: Kudust-fucking-Axematched What a Goddamn Hangover

Kudust-fucking-Axematched what a goddamn hangover.


I think my brain is committing suicide


Ok


where the fuck am I


The palisades of some fucking fort somewhere.


Er...good.


Ok Pozzo, you've been in this situation before


just remain calm


just take stock.


Ok.


Bunch of dwarves running about, some random-ass axles and shit.




I don’t have a goddamn clue where I am.


Ok I'll ask this asshole.


What you looking at me funny for you dick


No, remain calm, win him over...Put on your Seductive Smile


...


this is not working


Why is he staring at my cheek?


Umm, something stuck to it.


Probably vomit again.


Just keep smiling.

“You alright, Pozzo?”

WHAT


“GRHOWFUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?”

The shaky wee bastard just ran off.


Right. Good then.


Remain calm.


Check your pockets.


What the shit is this slab of slate


“Timesheet, Pozzo Princegates”



Well, first of all who in the goddamn hell is Pozzo Princegates and second of all why the hell are some bastards making her work?


Other pocket?


It's my motherfucking JOURNAL.


Ok well that helps a bit, a guess.


Gemclod, huh


Faked my death, changed my name, fair enough, Oh so I'm Princegates


Wait


262?


I've been here for 7 FUCKING YEARS


FUCK


FUUUUUUUUCCK


Thats the worst black out I've had


Worse than when I found that severed head in my quarry leaf stash and that gay sheriff framed me and ran off with my man


fuck


Mondul help me what the fuck is that smell


it is not helping my hangover.


WAGH



What the fuck is with this pile of bones and corpses?! Fuck!


Wait



A whole goddamn road of it? What the shit are these people thinking? Fucking nutters, I bet soldiers are involved. Always goddamn soldi.... Hold on a minute. Wait a goddamn second



How long have I been holding this fucking sword


and shield


......whaaaaat


So I'm a soldier now


Well fuck that noise.


In fact fuck all this labour bullshit I got to get to work on doing FUCK ALL



Actually,


You know what?


This place is shit.


I'm outta here.




ok this shit stuck to my face is annoying the shit out of me


What the hell is it anyway


Not vomit?


A note?


...seems to be a...


...its from an overseer, letting the recipient know...


...that they...


Oh Fuck.


Overseer.


Again!?!











Bad Munki wrote :-


Journal of Bad Munki, Great Sage of Gemclod
I believe it is a new year

Yeol's reign of terror is over. During that time, I feared complaining about anything at all, for fear of being put to death or worse. I simply did as I was told and spent the rest of my time exercising my mind as best I could. But something has happened.

We should have a new overseer by now, but I'm not sure who it is. The strangest thing--and this bothers me most of all--is that my visions have completely stopped. Not slowed, not dimmed, but
stopped. It was quite alarming in its suddenness.

I will have to seek out our new overseer, whoever that may be. When I came out of my most recent and final vision, I found myself working as a mason. I don't know how I had been tricked into doing so, but I will request immediate removal from that particular task force, such that I may focus on determining what has caused this interruption in my abilities.

What worries me more than anything else and chills me to my very core is that perhaps my visions have stopped not because our future is so intensely in flux--that usually only makes the visions
stronger--but that instead they have stopped because we have no future. May the gods protect us from ourselves.