30th Granite, 269: Why is this child naked

Why is this child naked



Well
I presume this quivering filth pile is a child

Sick with the llurgy in the nude

Well he’s lucky he got his own bed, anyway



Kudust this vomiting disease is spreading fast

The main hall has taken on a rather unslightly shade of green


All green tiles are vomit covered. This includes chairs and tables and what not. the bright green X on the left hand side is a dwarf in the original hospital area who is nausesous

The hospital is still a cesspit

Even more so in fact, as the vomit piles mount

Room one is still half full of water and Neilsms variegated filth



Yeah so why don’t you go and take a rest in that muddy puddle there, fucking capital job there, keep up the good work

Actually the hospital is looking pretty full these days

At least 40 vomitting dwarves



We really need to work out how it is spreading

Beardman came to me the other day with a puppy and theory about vomiting



I’m certain this is safe to eat

I’m pretty sure dogs don’t get diseases

I told him to just go right ahead

besides some dwarves had it before I started our nutritious diet of hot dogs

now Nol has infected 45 dwarves

And one filthy, naked child

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Actually a lot of these dwarves a naked

or barefoot

what horrible feet

All that shit stuck to the bottom

Glad I’ve got my faithful old leather moccasins

Leather disease-protecting moccasins

And my resolute, never fail pigtail socks

That said my right foot feels a bit cold

wait



I am certain that I used to wear shoes

I am also certain that this sock used to be a pair of socks

I feel slightly...odd



HAWAAARAARHGGHHHH

HAWAAAAAARARHHGAAAARGHARHGRAGHHGHGAARGHRAGH











nimby wrote :-



What's the vaccine, you say?

Magma.




markus_cz wrote :-



OK, now that Pozzo has figured it out:
The Story of Nolio: How it Happened
(or more like How I Think It Happened, because with syndromes, there's never a 100% certainty)


Spoiler alert! Don't read this if you play Dwarf Fortress and want to deal with pandemics by trial and error.






Nolio is the syndrome caused by Nol the Warthog's poisonous vapours. The vapours poison anyone who comes in direct skin contact with them, meaning first and foremost anyone who fought Nol and got caught in one of his clouds. But! Once they touch skin, armour or clothing, the vapours don't cease to exist, rather they stick to the item as a "contaminant" - becoming Nol's extract and behaving like any other contaminant (blood, vomit, etc.), which means being carried around by unsuspecting dwarves.

Let's watch what happened in detail:

1) It all starts here when Octavian, LCQC and Hats for Rabbits fought Nol in the main gate.


2) The soldiers kill Nol but in the process they all get caught in the vapours. They are now Infected, but they also carry Nol's extract on their bodies, clothes and armour.

3) Eventually one or more of the soldiers decide they don't like the coating of blood and gooey stuff and go clean themselves. They go to a well...

4) When a dwarf cleans themselves, all the contaminants on their body and items are not destroyed as one could expect, but instead in Toady's great wisdom they get dropped to the floor and continue to exist there. Which, in our case, means they get dropped to a square directly adjacent to a well.

5) What's more, whenever a dwarf steps on the now dirty tile, he gets copies of all the contaminants on his shoes. That's right, copies. The original stuff still exists on the floor but every time someone touches it, it multiplies... ad infinitum.

6) The newly dirtied dwarves will eventually try to wash themselves too, thus dropping their contaminants on the floor next to the well and effectively increasing the probability that someone will step on a diseased tile.

7) And more! Animals get dirty and clean themselves in exactly the same way, meaning the contaminants multiply even faster. This way, even the smallest shit that once used to exist in single copy on a random kitten's eyelid can eventually multiply to thousands of copies, covering the bodies of everyone in the fortress.

8) Back to Gemclod. All the washing takes place here, by our main well...

...which occupies the sole entrance to the hospital. Do you see all that gray waves next to the well? These are Nolio!

9) So as Octavian, LCQC and Hats for Rabbits clean themselves, they contaminate the hospital entrance by Nol's extract. Anyone who tries to enter or leave the hospital will get the shit on their shoes.

10) Of course, due to other bugs, the majority of our fortress is not wearing any shoes or socks. They will touch Nol's extract by their bare feet and get Infected.

11) Normally, the military would be safe because they are all obligated to wear metal armoured boots. But somewhere around this time, Pozzo disbands half of the military. Everybody drops their shoes and walks barefeet.

12) A couple of more dwarves (presumably the doctors) enter/leave the hospital and get infected.

13) As the hospital is filling, more and more dwarves have to fetch water and food for the Infected. While doing this, they have to cross the patch of Nol's extract by the well and get infected themselves.

14) A couple of weeks later, anyone who ever participated in healthcare of any sort is now infected. Some people, howewer, are getting better and are seamingly healthy again.

15) Of course, in order to leave the hospital, they need to pass by the well...