20th Malachite, 269: ALLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE

ALLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE


I LOVE IT


ALLEEEE


“Ok Markus....shhh hshshhhh shhh....what do you think of my bar desginnggnw. Deziiin. DESIGN....?”
“wHUH?”
“the bar, what do you, do you like it? ITs meant to be a cloud. SSSssss its nearly done, their smoothing it”



“weeelllllll I fought it was a vomit. gnnnh. A vomit splurge. not a cloud.”
“shhhh they’re smoothing it”
“I think its the olivine makes it look like vomit”
“HEY! i’VE GOT AN IDEA! LETS GO SEE COMMATOES. he always looks like he could use A DRINK”
“uuuuuh kkk. OK.”

....

“HEY HE STOLE MY GEMS”
“nnuhhh uhhhh. Those are his royal gem windows, I built them when you was in hospital”




“Hey, pssssst, Markus, who’s that guy watching him sleep”
“UMmmmmm”
“I’m the outpost liason.”
“what”
“ I’m just waiting for your baron to wake up so that I can see him regarding important work for the the king. He’s quite a heavy sleeper you know, I’ve been here since last autumn”
“What? Work for the who? What work, I’m not doing any work”



“Well the king is thinking of moving here to join his subjects in their gallant last stand but he feels that the roads are of insufficient quality for the royal procession, being that they are covered in corpses and what not and all”
“HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY THAT ROAD IS THE CLASSIEST THING ABOUT THIS PLACE“


what an asshole.


He’s killing my buzz



“...come on Markus, fuck this shit lets go somewhere else”


what a fucking dick coming and criticising the corpse road


speaking of the corpse road it’s looking fine itself today


oh god what the hell is that on the horizon



why the hell are they not using the corpse road


what the hell has everybody got against our corpse road


haters


Anyway! Caravan! They’ll have new booze!



“We should totally get their booze, Markus. Who’s the trader in this dump?”
“MEEEEEEEEE!!! TRADING TIME I’M GOING TO GO TO THE DEPOT WHHEEEEEE BOOOOOZZZE”
“GREAT....WOOOOOOOO”

well he’s even happier than before


while he’s doing that I should see what else is going on around here


what the hell is down this tunnel


I sure hope its booze





no


just a door


a door behind which there are mysterious clanking noises






well fuck that


those clanking noises can go get fucked


back to the great hall


boy that guys got an unnatural look in his eye when he looks at that crossbow




well who cares about that weirdo i want me some booze


WAIT


HOW’S OPERATION LUSH GOING




FUCKING GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING


GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG


I should go check how the trading is




good work Markus


he’s learning


I’ll give him more time


anyway


what the hell is this guy up to



“HEEEY BUDDY, THE FUCK?”
“Um, what?”
“What aree you doing?”



“I’m building more coffins, like you told me?”
“Oh”

fuck


I don’t remember that


hey there’s Markus


“How did it go?”
“Great. CHEEEEESE!!!”
“what”
“Hhhhhnhhhn. Camel Cheese”
“stop snickering like that...”




“Markus did you just trade everything at the depot for a load of cheese?”
“Yup”
“Fuck that was like 20000 bux worth of cheap Bad Munki stone tat.”
“Yup”
“thats fucking hilarious”
“I know, and they took it, too.”
“BWAH! AHAHAHA, ok lets go back to the bar”


~~~~

GLUG GLUG GLUG

Oh I love whisky

Ok what the hell is he drawing


“Hey....what are you doing...whats that”
“ITs for the bar....we need to let people know its here...so they come...and buy ale from us”
“YES ALE wait what”
“sssss A PLAN I mean a plan for some Advertising for the bar”
“GREAT
AWESOME
LETS GO GIVE IT TO THE MASONS”




man this design is all over the place

look at all those goddamn colours




OK I NEED SOME THING TO DO



“Hey Markus what should we do now?!”
“Ummmm......OH MONDUL ABOVE WE NEED TO FIX THE GRAT HALL also we need more whisky

he is just a compendium of great ideas

“...OK MARKUS DAMN IT LETS DO IT I’LL GO GET THE PICKS”












Markus_cz wrote :-

I feew h'ppy again. Yewrrr a good fwwwend, P'zzo.

(For clarity)




YeOldeButchere wrote :-


Journal of Yeol the First, Scourge of the Grizzlies and Emperor of All Dwarves
Grizzlyth of Grizzlies, 269

The bears are coming.

I must be ready, so I'll need weapons. I don't have weapons. I'll make weapons. I need metal for that. So I'll make a smelter. Then I'll make metal bars. Then I'll build a forge to make weapons.

But then I'll need an anvil to build a forge.

I'll need to get one from outside. But that means leaving this room. But if others see me, it means the grizzlies might see me, especially if they're disguised as dwarves.

I'll need to be careful. And I'll need to hurry or the grizzlies will come through the magma. And then they'll barricade themselves in this room and I won't be able to come back.

But this is the only place that's safe. If I get weapons. So I must get weapons.

But for that I need an anvil. And the grizzlies might come while I'm gone. But if I don't go I won't be safe here because I don't have weapons. But to get weapons I need to leave.

And the grizzlies might come.

But if I don't I won't be safe.

I'll get an anvil so I can get weapons.

Kill the grizzlies.