17th Timber, 269: Geri_khan, you don’t look so hot
Geri_khan, you don’t look so hot
I’m not just saying that
you look terrible
You look like some ridiculous falling stone pillar smashed you on the head
No need to give me those creppy dagger eyes it’s not my fault you jumped under the goddamn pillar
Anyway I got shit to deal with
I better stop just hanging around the hospital and staring at all the casualties with a vague sense of guilt all the time
I know what I should be doing
DRINKING
IN THE BAR
WHICH IS STILL NOT FINISHED
“HEY! Engravers! What the fuck? Whats your name, why are you the only one working?”
“I’m Mehuyael. The other engravers are partaking in the enforced fortress wide drinking that you ordered”
oh my god
that voice
it’s so
sexy
so dulcet
so
...high pitched
I never noticed
he just looks...
...amazing
so muscular
such neatly combed side burns
siiighhh
“Uh, Pozzo? Madam Overseer? I have a question?”
“Huh? AHEM what? Never! I mean what?”
“Well you want us to smooth the upper levels of the bar room which will take a whole lot of scaffolding so I was wondering if you wanted me to start to erect it?”
“Eep. Well if you wanted to erect it... right here...in the bar... I mean one of my fantasys...OH WAIT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT SCAFFOLDING.“
“Yes.”
fuck
“Scaffolding is a waste of time. Smooth the walls....FROM THE INSIDE!”
“What? What the hell are you talking about?”
“Trust me, do it from the inside.”
“Engrave the inside of the walls to smooth the outside of them?”
“Just do it. Do it from the inside. Go and talk to the miners. engrave the walls from the inside. And I’ll see you....
DRAMATIC PAUSE
...later”
oh my
he’s just so
dwarfly
I’m just
wait a minute
I think I remember
kudust help me I put out that personal ad
I shouldn’t drink prickleberry wine, it always gets me sentimental
and horny
Well I wonder if I got any responses
Why, yes, I did.
well that’s lovely, quite a mix of
GASP
MEHUYAEL TOO
SWOON
Well I’m just going to have to do something about that
KERRASH
Goddamn it
what was that noise
its some bullshit I’m going to have to deal with, isn’t it
for fuck sake
Whose idea were these stair of certain doom anyway
what an asshole
we’ve been getting some stupid monster up them every week for the past year
this is bullshit
“MINTY, SORT IT OUT”
Mondul why the fuck is that one stumbling after a cat
stupid ogre
wait a minute
Lord Joebles taking on an ogre on his own huh
well that went about as well as expected
and here comes Minty
and there go the ogres heads.
Well that was exciting
but I am seriously going to have to block off these stairs before something really bad decides to come running up them
Anyway
I wonder what that stomping noise is
Sirocco wrote :-
Klokwurk wrote :-
It's Super Meat Beast, AKA Corowa.
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Kikka wrote :-
I got a graphics tablet for Christmas, but just now got to test it properly. I like it.
Migrants Playing Elf Run
That is Captain Duck, Travbot and Shadowed Flame, respectively.