Intermezzo



Grey Hunter wrote :-

A tour of the Great Bar of Gemclod (Just before its grand opening.)

Entering the grand double doors, this is the first sight of the great bar that will great your dwarves.



Turning to the right, the great Bar are and its fantastic red tables can be seen, with the doors leading to the stockpiles of booze behind them.



After collecting a drink, your dwarf can then head up to the second level, with the more private chairs and tables available here.



From up here, the whole magisterial might of the Bar can been seen.



This is a 3d rendering done in 3DSMAX, the bar its proportional with the scale at roughly 1 square : 5 feet.

The lighting is still rough, and I'm considering going through the work of adding some dwarves. but you get the idea.
Looking at my old dwarf models, I may want to redo them before adding them into the scene. I'm favouring something a bit more craggy than Glodsaga.




Krysmphoenix wrote :-

Return of Mega-Statistics for after Year 269!

First: Skills and Labors!
This time I think I got everyone. The game said there were 158 dwarves and Dwarf Therapist noted 159. I think I know who the extra dwarf is, which we will get to later.
Once again, if you are not listed, let me know so I can properly add you in.

64bitrobot through Deki: Labors, Military, and Social.
dipwood through Kenning:Labors, Military, and Social.
Kikka through Olivil:Labors, Military, and Social.
One Swell Foop through Teledahn:Labors, Military, and Social.
The Lord of Hat through Zyla:Labors, Military, and Social.

Thank you Spermy Smurf for catching the error. It will be fixed momentarily. It is fixed!

Second: Rankings
These dwarves have 1 Legendary skill: Anaxite (Miner), Astus (Miner), Boing (Stonecrafter), Daisyvondoom (Metalcrafter), FebreezeNinja (Bonecarver), Frajag (Leatherworker), K0npeito (Miner), Krysmphoenix (Glassmaker), life_source (Stonecrafter), LunarTaffy (Stonecrafter), Markus_cz (Appraiser), Mehuyael (Engraver), Nimby (Fighter), Star Guarded (Miner), Tyshalob (Carpenter), Vaga42Bond (Miner), and YeOldeButchere (Armorsmith).

These dwarves have 2 Legendary skills: Illarkul (Gem Cutter and Grower), Minty (Fighter and Axedwarf), and Repelex (Marksdwarf and Archer).

These 20 dwarves have 23 legendary skills.

There are 89 Females and 68 Males in Gemclod. There are currently 8 children and 2 babies.

Clanrat is the saddest dwarf at 70 happiness level.
Nettle Soup is the second saddest at 77 happiness level.
Vulgey is the third saddest at 80 happiness level. Am I a bad mother?

Tag Plastic is the happiest dwarf at 1199 happiness level. Yes, I'm not joking. The kidnapped dwarf is better off than all of Gemclod. (Tag Plastic is the 159th dwarf, and has been omitted from all other statistics.) Yes, I'm a bad mother.
FebreezeNinja is the second happiest at 638 happiness level.
Minty is the third happiest at 183 happiness level.

Everyone has a total of 0 assigned labors. Likely because everyone is drunk. (Have fun, Mr. Vile!)

Third: Squads!

The Fair Axes posted:

CommaToes
Lord Joebles
RZApublican
Toffile

This squad uses whatever the hell they can get their hands on.

The Gilded Men posted:

Atomikus
Deki
FebreezeNinja
Ghetto Wizard
Izzy
LCQC
Minty
nimby
PureRok

This squad uses axes.

Knives of Domination posted:

Arglebargle III
Clanrat
Daynab
Dizz
Fizzle
John Charity Spring
Potato Jones
Ramc
Repelex
targus6544

This squad uses Crossbows.

The New Paints posted:

64bitrobot
Apocadall
Dirt5o8
Getting Fat
Kikka
Lazarenth
MortuusLupus
Teledahn
Warmbody

This squad uses Hammers and Axes.

The Regal Mechanisms posted:

Boing
Daeren
Sillyman
Spouse
The Lord of Hat
TheNakedFantastic

This squad uses Hammers. Boing uses a whip.

Fourth: Pets
Pozzo got rid of a lot of stray animals...

Cat ASS now!!! is owned by a cat.
Stimm owns two dogs.
Bob N Threadbar is owned by 3 cats.
Zahrkon is owned by a cat.
Rookems is owned by a cat.
Poozo is owned by a cat.
Vox Nihili owns two horses.
C-Box owns a cow.
Charlie72 is experimenting on two donkeys.
There are four stray war dogs.

Fifth: Healthcare
pre:
Injures/Impared	Stand	Grasp	Motor	Sensory	Tissue	Infection	

Markus_cz		X	X	X		X	
Left hand and lower right arm are infected. Left hand has several severed nerves. 
Vox Nihili						X	
Lower left arm is infected.
CommaToes	X		X	X		X	
Head and left hand are infected. Right upper leg has severed nerves.
Star Guarded					X	X	
Left hand thumb nail has been smashed apart, and is infected.
K0npeito					X	X	
Right ear cartilage has been smashed apart, and is infected.
Atomikus					X	X	
Right third toe nail has been smashed apart. The skin is infected.
Toffile		X				X	X	
Serious untreated injuries. Lower spine has been smashed apart and needs setting.
Right first fingernail has been smashed apart and is infected.
Oh, and he's missing both feet.
Fizzile		X						
Missing left foot. Only notable injury.
Deki						X	X	
Right fourth toe nail has been smashed apart. The skin is infected.
RZApublican	X		X	X	X	X	
Chin whisker has been torn apart, some head muscles are infected. Severed nerves in the lower left leg.
Veinless						X	
Left shoulder muscle is infected.
Fluppet			X					
Missing left hand. Only notable injury.
Daeren		X	X	X	X			
Severed nerves in the left hand and lower left leg.
Izzy			X	X	X			
Severed nerves in both upper arms.
Getting Fat		X	X	X			
Severed nerves in upper left arm.
FebreezeNinja						X	
Right eyelid skin and upper left arm skin are infected.
Bene Elim						X	
Some fat in the upper left arm is infected.
Dylguy90						X	
Infections in lower left arm fat and upper left arm muscle.
Lord of Hat	X		X	X	X	X	
Untreated injuries. Right foot has been cut open to the muscle and has severed nerves and is infected.
Dizz			X	X	X			
Severed nerves in lower left arm.
M .C. P.		X	X	X			
Severed nerves in lower right arm.
Lore Joebles	X						
Missing left foot. Only notable injury.
NakedFantastic				X			
Severed nerves in right foot.
MortuusLupus						X	
Lower left arm is infected.
Tun Vathezlogem							
One of Bob N Threadbar's owning cats. Has right eye damage.
Sixth: Nobles
Baron and Militia Commander Comma Toes.
Mayor and Manager Pozzo.
Captain of the Guard Boing.
Chief Medical Dwarf Shark Mafia.
Broker and Bookkeeper Markuz_cz.
Militia Captain Minty
Militia Captain Teledahn.
Militia Captain Rookems
Militia Captain Repelex
Militia Captain Daynab.


And that is it for now. Let me know if there is anything more you guys want to see.

TildeATH posted:

That's why I kept asking for a screenshot of the kidnapped kid's current state. When dwarf children are freed, they become ecstatic. And they don't care a whit who frees them.

Even if it's the guy who threw them in the sack.
For reference, here is Gregen. (I have no idea how happy she is, other than ecstatic.)
Also, the Legends for Gregen and Tag Plastic are rather boring. The Legends for them end at "In the season of year, Urist McBaby was abducted from Gemclod by some random thief." It doesn't mention being settled or imprisoned anywhere, which I think is a bit odd.