From 6/20/271 to 7/19/271


Another batch of promotions have been instated.


In addition, the wounded surviving wounded Knights of Mars have been replaced Raw recruits; this time equipped to kill HUNTERS as will as beat ass.


Their first task is to take out a HUNTER insurgent near the hospital.



He's a fast one..



But FebrezeNinja shows him how the Knights of Mars roll.


And we have confirmed he just got bow-whipped to death by Green Intern.


Warning: The Keg is leaking. We will fix it soon.


Also, watch out for a remnant eagle hanging around the fortress.


Thought still hated by many for causing the Vile Flood, Security team seems to have forgiven Mr.Vile. nimby pressured Charlie72 into giving Mr.Vile a spare room and tomb. However, Charlie72 refuses to give Mr.Vile his old room back, claiming "Mr.Vile may have lost his arm, but Penguingo lost her entire family! She needs that room more then he does."


When asked how she's been able to deal with all the losses, Penguingo said "ELVESSSSSS"



More spawns. The fortress grows!



We have gained valuable stocks from our human allies. Double rations for everyone!


To those who think our fortress is failing, we would like to tell them that we are reaching peek work efficiency.


One of our prized Crocodiles got smashed by... something.


Many dwarves are still healing for the Endless Ambush.


Fall is here! Fall is here!


Project D's third section is almost complete.











Minty wrote :-

Irrefutable evidence that science is leading us to a brighter tomorrow!




In Gemclod, the Darwinian hypothesis is put to the test.










OrangeSoda wrote :-


Diary of Orangesoda Kolvukrig:

This is why I would never be a soldier! Why, how bad are the conditions of the peasantry that they would put their lives on the line to entertain themselves with killing our enemies? While I can see the entertainment value in battles to the death, I would never wish to participate. After all, as a woman of such high status I am almost a sort of unofficial noble!

Why, if I had the chance, I would turn this hole in the dirt into something a dwarf could be proud of! To start, the dining hall would be re-designed to have entertainment with our meals.

The upper floor would have tables where we could sit and drink the finest plump helmet wine and feat on delicious syrup roasts. Below, a large pit where we toss in volunteers, troublemakers, enemies and vicious animals to battle. Oh how much more interesting it would be! To witness vicious combat from the dining hall without the risk of being run through by an uncouth, barbaric elf.

But not only would the pit entertain us. A stage upon which dramatic songs are sung and dramas acted would be on the upper floor. A theater, for those rare nights when we grow bored of watching elves be gutted by bears.

If you are unwilling to provide my manor, I at least suggest this arena! It could do wonders to culture and entertain the dwarves of Gemclod.