Intermezzo



Sirocco wrote :-

Mr Vile stalked back and forth across his office, muttering curses. Conspirators hid behind every corner, enemies waiting in the darkness to destroy him... take his command as overseer even!

His desperation and suffering was overwhelming when a smooth silky voice drifted from the corner. It filled him with a sense of peace...

'Mr Vile... Mr Vile...' the caged elf implored. '... Where's your smile?'


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Sirocco wrote :-













No audio for this one since it's just a melody. No tempo or directions either - I thought I'd leave that to the discretion of the performer.




nuvan wrote :-

Inspired by a post a few pages back, I present you with some fortress stats!





I downloaded all the posted saves (except marcus' save, since he's deleted it) and pulled the numbers directly from the unit lists.

In case anyone's curious, the second graph shows that we have killed 786 not-dwarves so far. And this doesn't count pets or butchered animals, just dead hostile things.

Oh, here's the actual numbers that I worked out:




Schneeble wrote :-

Minty posted:

That kill ratio graph is meaningless anyway; it's total number of kills in the fortress up to that point over number of dwarven deaths that year

I'm sorry for sperging and making everyone else sperg as well.

Good heavens you're right! Very slack on my part. I used the wrong column for the kill ratio and didn't check the results afterwards.

The corrected kill ratio graph would appear thus:



My apologies for making Munki look unreasonably good, and Vile insufficiently awesome.