15th Hematite, 269: You’re as bad as the doctors
You’re as bad as the doctors
goddamn marksdwarves
picking up equipment my ass
how were you NOT ALREADY PREPARED FOR TAPEWORMS
That’s exactly the same excuse Kaboom Dragoon used last week
gragh
get on with it
O.K. Repelex and Dizz get my punctual marksdwarves of the year award for only showing up a week late
Dizz you’re not going to hit anything from back there
or
...maybe you will
YES
KILL IT
NO
YOU SUCK
HIT IT
wait a minute
WHY THE SHIT ARE YOU USING DOG BONE BOLTS
IT’S A THREE HUNDRED FOOT TAPE WORM
FIDOS TAIL IS NOT GOING TO DO SHIT
...ok
...Thats better, steel is better, lovely steel
wait
what the shit
how do you fall over in mid air
not going to drop?
no?
ok defy logic then you stupid tapeworm you’re just going to get another bolt up your ass
in fact
FUCKING YES
THE WORM GOES DOWN
FUCK YES
WOOOOO
I beat that tapeworm so good
Repelex helped
But mainly I beat it with my guile
YESSSSS
THAT WAS DEFINITELY WORTH WAITING MORE THAN A WEEK FOR
anyway
what’s the fort been doing since I stopped paying any kind of attention I wonder
How are the butchers I wonder
well that looks tasty
What the fuck is that
“HEY. BEARDMAN. What the fuck is that?”
“Umm, it’s Sigas head. We killed him last winter. He’s a...kind of a bird...dog...thing.”
“We’re eating heads now?”
“Yup”
ummmm
ok
I guess I’d eat a unicorn head
probably tastes good
kinda curious as to why nobody told me we got unicorns around here, let alone ate them
“Hey Pozzo”
“Ungh?”
“That tape worm...I’ve been thinking...”
“Look, you’re weird. Don’t even tell me. Never tell me. Just do what you have to do and leave me alone. I vomit enough already.”
Kudust that guy gives me the creeps
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Anyway
what the hell is that fool doing
he’s got no feet
he should not be checking the job rotas
“HEY. KABOOM DRAGOON. What the shit is with the guy with no feet”
“Ah, well, I think he’s probably just about cured”
“He’s got no feet”
“Nope.”
“and a broken back”
“Yup.”
“what”
“Well I thought I’d try a radical new cure”
WHAT
WHAT A GODDAMN WASTE
“Couldn’t you have tried to cure him some other way? Do we not have crutches or something?”
“Of course we’ve got crutches”
“Why don’t you use them?”
“Oh we don’t use them. Never ever use them.”
ok
this guy’s an idiot
I’m going to have to find a new chief medical dwarf
I mean look at this asshole
He thinks he’s going to build a bin with one arm
some sort of crazy one armed bin
all lop sided, no right hand side on it
nasty ass stone goods falling out the side of it on to the floor
not even a bin just three bits of wood stuck together
....you know I’m really struggling to feel sympathy for him though
He should go and wrestle a goddamn giant cave spider
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Anyway
What the hell is that noise
why is there always some idiot yelling in this place
don’t they all live in a permanent state of hangover like I do
god he looks like a nutter
Thats it
you just go and be a nutter somewhere else
weirdo
anyway
kudust
wasn’t there something I was supposed to be sorting out
damn it
it’s just on the tip of my tongue
I was meant to be solv-HAWAAAARAHRGGHARGRHAGH
HAWARGHRGHHGRHGRAARWAHGRHGHG
oh yeah
thats right
Nolio
Fuck
I should really get on that
“OK, EVERYBODY INTO THE BATH”
