Bobbin Threadbare wrote :-

Hi Diary!

I have ben feeling good latly. There are not as many dwarvs dieing like they do sometimes. Me and Penguingo have ben playing hide n seek in the deps where noone goes anymore. Don't tell Mom, be caus she wold get mad and yell at me agan.

Today Mr. Vile has turned the entrense into a giant swimming pool! I think he liked taking a bath as much as I did, but noone lisens to me when I say to do stuf like that. It's so unfair! Now the siens teem is screeming and runing arownd. I think they don't like baths.

vulgey wrote :-

Save working fine here on my shitty work PC. I have a question for my so called Mother. Why am I walking around outside covered in blood while you are just hanging around in the Great Hall doing nothing?



Theres about another 30 pages of this. Can I have a bath please new overseer?

PublicOpinion wrote :-

I gave it a shot, but I don't think I properly captured the shear volume of blood.

nielsm wrote :-

Could have added more, but