From 7/19/271 to 8/19/271
Today, a rare specimen was sighted on the outskirts of the fortress.
It was captured and will now be experimented on for SCIENCE.
Reason 145a why you shouldn't go into flooded areas: There are dangerous creatures down there.
Reason 145b: The creatures may follow you back up!
We interrupt Crunble Watch to tell you TidleATH was spawned today
Back to Crunble Watch; 64bitrobot killed the Crunble. We'd like to say this decrease the Crunble Threat level by %100....
...But we can't, cause there is another crunble.
Crunble is now a non-threat!
Section 3 of Project D finished. Work on Section 4 is under way.
Adus had another spawning today. This is like, what, her 18th one?
We have finish the Combat Affective Gear Exam or CAGE arena. The Knights of Mars have first dibs.
TWO DWARVES ENT...
WOULD YOU GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!
Ahm, where was I.
TWO DWAVES ENTER!
ONE ELEPHANT CORPSE LEAVES!
Frebreeze couldn't join the rest of the Kinghts because he was too busy trying to pick things up with his bum arms.
He has been revealed of combat duty until his arms pop back in.
SCIENCE TEAM is still trying to prefect they're birth control formula.
Well, at least they're full grown.
ElPottoGrande wrote :-
markus_cz posted:
And congratulations, you've now joined the ranks of overseers with the "got accosted by Markus about schedules" achievement!
buh-dink!
Or, for the comedy option:
buh-drink!
pkmnfrk wrote :-
Other applicable achievements:
Pozzo and YeOldeButchere earned this one!
Not as prevalent these days, but still an important part of dwarven history.
We're still waiting on this one.
Vox Nihili, this one's for you. May it be the only one!
(Incidentally, I love this thing)