Ladies. Gentlemen. Ghosts. Goblins. Armok knows what else.
I believe that this fortress should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of delivering a dwarf to Hell and returning him safely to the fortress. No single mining project in this period will be more impressive to dwarvenkind, or more important for the long-range exploration of the Underworld; and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish. We propose to accelerate the development of the appropriate spelunking equipment. We propose to develop alternate liquid and solid booze delivery systems, much larger than any now being developed, until certain which is superior. We propose additional funds for other military developments and for unmanned explorations - explorations which are particularly important for one purpose which this fortress will never overlook: the survival of the dwarf who first makes this daring dive. But in a very real sense, it will not be one dwarf going to Hell - if we make this judgment affirmatively, it will be an entire fortress. For all of us must work to put him there.
We choose to go to Hell. We choose to go to Hell in this decade, not because it as easy, but because it is hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win.
Furthermore-
Holy shit what the fuck are those?
You know what? Forget what I said, FUCK that place.
ElPottoGrande wrote :-
(fuck me - I forgot the puce.)