Jabor wrote :-
So, did you hear the one about the overseer, the comedian, and the spikey deathtrap?
No?
I can't breathe...
Angry_Ed wrote :-
Journal Entry of Angry Ed Akrulison; 17th Malachite
Bastards killed my dog. That is all.
No wait, that is not all. A while back I was ordered to butcher whatever we can to keep the (ever-dwindling number of) dwarfs fed. Very well; tonight's meal...worm surprise.
(OOC: After this update I sorta envision my dwarf stalking the halls of Gemclod with a cleaver, bloodstained and having a thousand-yard stare as he goes about his work. With that in mind, what is the disposition of my dwarf at this point in time?)
nimby wrote :-
A letter from nimby Logemshed
Dear Mother, I hope this letter finds you well.
I'm afraid I was mistaken in my last letter to you. I spoke of the glories of Gemclod and how it'd be the salvation of our civilization. How Tradition has been holding us back. How a female Overseer would bring us to victory!
I was never more wrong in my life! The vile woman has snapped and her incompetence has caused the deaths and disappearances of a dozen dwarves! The last Overseer is nowhere to be found, 'accidents' have happened to several prominent dwarves and she has sent us to fight against an overwhelming number of mounted greenskins....
Don't worry Mother, I am fine. The greenskins themselves posed no threat, with their primitive non-dwarven weapons and armour. Their beasts.... I.... terrible things. We lost several good guardsdwarves that shouldn't have been lost. We are so few and yet so many more die each month.....
Just yesterday I heard some dwarves talk about the way Jabor died. There was some sort of testing of mechanisms that went horribly wrong and resulted in a trap being set off, or something. One of the dwarves commented that our Overseer might have rigged the mechanisms to kill the participants. An Overseer actively murdering the last of our once proud race.... it's too horrible to contemplate.
If you happen to meet with the King sometime in the next few months, I ask you to urge him to come to Gemclod and take over. I may not have been a believer in Tradition, but my beliefs in Female Dwarven Superiority have been so, so wrong.
Your daughter, nimby Logemshed
Anchors wrote :-
New socks? Fuck yeah!
Excerpt from The Tao of Anchors
It is not grave-robbing if they are not buried yet.
Leal wrote :-
Journal of Leal, Leatherworker
The greenskins have been fought back for now, but that is not what interests me. What interests me are the creatures they ride on, hopefully our overseer will order the skinning and tanning of these beasts so I may make shoes out of them. With the loss of Jabor that makes me the only leatherworker in the fort, everyone will have me to thank for keeping their feet dry in the swamps!
Illarkul wrote :-
Journal of Illarkul, Marksdwarf Farmhand
What sort of fortress is this? There are so few dwarves these days that you'd expect that any migrants would be a welcome sight. Not at Gemclod, it seems. Instead, I'm labelled a "fire snake" and shunned by the overseer. I've never even seen a fire snake. So why does Her Great And Powerfulness The Overseer insist that I am one? Only time will tell.
But, you know, "fire snake" sort of has a ring to it...