11th Limestone, 266

This is a recruitment notice. All craftdwarfship is of the finest quality. It is encrusted with mudstone and drips menacingly with spatters of high elf blood.

Do you fear elves and goblins? Are you afraid of wielding a weapon in the heat of combat? Are you weak, soft, and unable to hold your drink?

If so, this notice is not for you!

If you do not meet any of the above requirements, perhaps The Gilded Men or The Knives of Domination is the squad for you! Strong, brave dwarves are currently being sought out to bolster the forces of the dwarves that protect us all. Speak with Repelex if you wish to rain death down upon our foes from the ramparts above, and speak to Minty Starcrypt the Moral Shrine of Courage if you wish to wield a real weapon in the deadly dance of hand-to-hand combat!









markus_cz wrote :-


pre:
                 !!! HELP WANTED !!!

      Looking for a
PUMP OPERATOR
      or
A PERSON TO OPERATE THE PUMPS
      or
A PERSON WILLING TO LEARN THE USE OF PUMPS BY EXPERIMENT
      to
HELP WITH A MAGMA-RELATED PUMP PROJECT


      If interested, please contact
MARKUS CZ. ORBSAND, THE GREAT ARCHITECT
      or
LEPERFISH BOLTSLAUGHTER, ASSISTANT ARCHITECT
      in
THE DOUBLE-OFFICE BY THE OLD CHECKERS-ROOM

      Also looking for
THE KEY TO THE CHECKERS-ROOM
      which has been misplaced by
SOMEBODY
      and we can't get in to play now.






ZeeToo wrote :-



Journal of ZeeToo Zalissazir

Man, there's some really scary shit going on upstairs. I don't really get it, 'cause I never go Topside, but apparently we were like... attacked or some shit? And I think they're asking for military volunteers or something? I thought of trying to ask Yeol, but she would just grouse at me. I operate furnaces and I operate furnaces, but no one ever notices, or notices me.

Anyway, that's way over my head (literally! hahaha), so I think I'm just going to get a hit of my "special alcohol", try to scrounge up some cow cheese for when I get the munchies, and stare real hard at my favorite Square.

Herbalism is goooood.


(Seriously, great ability to focus and he loves... squares?)