FUCK
SHIT
FUCKSHIT
BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, EVERY SINGLE DWARF WHO ISN'T BEDRIDDEN OR MISSING LIMBS IS TO GET WHATEVER EQUIPMENT THEY CAN AND KILL THE INVADER
AND THE ONES WITH MISSING LIMBS THAT CAN WALK SHOULD JUST START BITING THE MOTHERFUCKER
THOSE WITH NO COMBAT EXPERIENCE (WHICH IS MOST OF YOU) BUMRUSH IT TO BUY THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING TIME TO GET TO THE FORGES
You two! Yes, you, you idiots! You're carrying my damn bed down there! A real Overseer commands from the front lines!
Oh God, people are already collapsing left and right and Slitheredlow's barely even started.
At least she's still banged up from the goblin armies.
Goddamn, anyone who gets within twenty feet is just keeling over, and Slitheredlow is standing right in the way of one of the routes to the forge.
Thankfully a few dwarves have made it, but they're taking for-fucking-ever to suit up.
The dust is CHOKING the paralyzed ones to death. I don't know what's happening, whether they're choking to death, or their lungs are shutting down, but I keep hearing them all gurgling death rattles.
Even Atomikus just keeled over dead when she got too close. I feel like I'm watching a natural disaster, not a battle.
Slitheredlow is treating this like a damn vacation, while the bait recruits keep hammering on her with fists, chair legs, and whatever they can find.
Good GOD, she's just massacring everything she sees!
Is-
IS THAT A FUCKING WOODEN AXE!? WHEN I SAID "GET A WEAPON" I DIDN'T MEAN THE TRAINING WEAPONS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! YOU ALL DESERVE TO GET EATEN IF YOU ARE THIS STUPID!
Anyone who tries to approach her falls over and is swiftly ripped to pieces. Especially if they're stupid enough to run up to her stark naked with STICKS FOR WEAPONS.
She's moved into the food stores now. The dust is getting all over the damn place. I hope it goes inert eventually or we're completely fucked over now.
Then again, I think we'll all be dead before we have to worry about starvation.
Great, now she's just straight up strangling people. At least this buys us precious time where she's not breathing dust all over the place.
Even though she got knocked off once or twice, Slitheredlow doesn't mess around when she's strangling a fool.
Even being somewhat near her is a death sentence. If she doesn't kill you, the dust you keep breathing will.
We've barely done ANYTHING to her, either. What the fuck is taking the squads so long to suit up!?
Seriously, look at all the dust and slime over the food. Oh, and all those corpses. Anyone alive you see is paralyzed, too. Or a ghost.
That's just twisted.
TWO IN A ROW! She's unstoppable!
Something tells me our chances of seeing spring are...slim.
Sirocco wrote :-
Slitheredlow stalking the halls of Gemclod.
Goreld wrote :-
Suddenly!
King Crab wrote :-
Dear Journal,
It seems that you cannot hide forever.
I have been drafted in to be a Militia Captain, though I cannot guess the reasons behind such a decision.
As the years have gone by in Gemclod, my beloved Adus and I have had many children, although not all of them have lived to see this day. I like to think that they would be proud of me, it could be my actions that let this fortress see another day.
Although Gemclod has not been the most kind place to my family, it has been our home, and I shall do whatever it takes to keep it safe.
For Gemclod!
ElPottoGrande wrote :-
The following was overheard in ElPottoGrande's last moments.
Oh dear. Apparently I'm to fight a demon now? What? Weapon? Where do we keep the weapons?
Well, there's this here wooden axe. I see the soldiers carrying them all the time, so they must be good!
(seriously, that is the most hilarious way to go out!)