As I stood there the next day on the ramparts, feeling nothing but cheer for our soldiers for having saved the day, I caught site of movement in the swamp, from the southeast. As the movement got closer, I recognized it as a dwarf. As the dwarf got closer, I recognized it as Boing. As Boing got closer, I could see that she was terrified, infuriated, and deathly pale all at once.

From outside the gate, she looked up and pointed directly at me.

"YOU. While YOU stood there. While YOU watched." she said with more wraith than I have ever before seen in a dwarf.















































"While YOU did nothing, THEY TOOK PENGUINGO!"



This time, I actually vomited. And then, I ran.

K0npeito wrote :-

elvessssss

ObMeiste wrote :-

Poor elf
erm I mean penguino.

Chance II wrote :-

Look who's getting brainwashed to fight for the enemy!

Charlie72 wrote :-

LOG:CHARLIE72:SCIENCE TEAM LEADER 8-17-266
Today is a sad day SCIENCE TEAM. Our prodigy, Penguino, was taken from us by THE HUNTERS. I, for one, blame Penguino's unpleasant, payed procreation simulator of a female gene-donor, Boing. She should have known that HUNTER have a thing for "babies"! Poor Penguino is probably getting tortured for HUNTER SCIENCE as we speak. In memory of the tragic loss, "Vox's Labyrinth of Vanity" has been renamed to "Penguino's Labyrinth of SCIENCE"

Not all is bad,though. The field test of the Dwarf Assisting Aim Mechanism (or DAAM) has gone well and the Overseer wants one on every crossbow. Soon, the only missed shots will be ones caused by user error 9which should result in a dock in pay and rations for the use; can't waste ammo) and THE HUNTERS will be on there knees!